Hello and welcome to my blog...

I'm Kriss Poison the VAMPIRE, although these days I've become quite the tea drinking GRANPIRE who lives like a SPOOKY OLD LADY!

My Gothic Style~

Granny Goth, Granpire, Spooky Cute, Vintage Vamp, Velvet Vampire ~ 1960s-1970s inspired clothing and something called Gothemian a phase I coined. I adore high neck Victorian Prairie dresses, Dark Mori and Dolly Kei styles. Gothic jewellery, glitter, bows, Folk fashion and brooches. When it comes to scent I wear dark bewitching perfume oils and old lady perfumes.


Hair Artist. Gothic Florist and Tarot Sorceress. 

Old Vampire Bat with a sweet tooth for Poison Apples...
Naturally a lover of  Bats ^V^ insects~ bees, spiders and beetles. Herbal tea, crochet blankets, all things granny and old world charm, doilies, floral tea sets, books, botanical and dried flowers, pine trees, pumpkins, woodlands, swamps, snakes, mushrooms and moss. An admirer of haunting antiques, the occult, witchy storybook cottages, ghosts, graveyards, cemeteries, coffins and coffin shaped furniture, a funerary enthusiast. Halloween, black candles and incense around my spooky Granpire cottage. 

My Kind Of Witchery~

A Blood Witch Vampire and tarot sorceress who enjoys time spent at home drinking tea, herbcrafting spells and vampiric potions, tangled in a spider silk web on a little poison garden bed. Needle craft, brooch making, baking, cake decorating, drawing granpire ladies, sewing, making felt flowers,  flower pressing and drying. Creating potent perfume oils to wear.


You'll find me in my Bat cave watching Classic/Gothic Horror movies, bygone era films and series. I adore old movies from the 1920s right through to the 1970s and early 1980s, I hardly watch anything modern. I'm a huge lover of Miss Marple murder mysteries, the Margaret Rutherford ones are my very favourite. Dark Shadows from the 60s. Harry Potter and a Twin Peaks fan and this is where the owls come into it...

My very favourite books to read are Gothic Horror novels and Classic Murder Mysteries, the older the better and anything to do with Vampires, Coffins, Graves, Ghosts, Poisonous Plants, Flowers, Witchcraft, Black Sorcery and of course Granny Stuff!

The music I listen to varies from death, black, doom and folk metal, deathrock, goth, dark classical, haunting ballets, funerary violin,  funeral doom, doom folk, occult rock, gypsy music, organ and harpsichord tunes!  


For any inquires contact me here

Personal Instagram @kriss_poison

My work Instagram @the.blood.witch

Lady Vamp!

Ok let's get into the blood part of things, now remember a Vamp is not what you think it is...

Kriss Poison, known as Melbourne's lady vamp, for Kriss, being a Vampire means being a strong, smart, alluring, free spirited beauty, it has nothing to do with drinking blood or living for eternity… but she'll happily do so! For Kriss her BLOOD fetish is personal.

Past Appearances~ 

The Lady Is A Vamp

Australia's Woman's Day

Real live vampires in the studio ~ On the radio with Sam Newman MTR1377

Steve Price is joined in the studio by real live vampires Blake Blood and Kriss Poison.

Dark arts take root in online church

The Sydney Morning Herald
The Age

From out of the shadows, vampires step into the light

The Sydney Morning Herald
The Age

Vampire wife drinks man's blood to express love

The Times of India

Column ~ Witch way to madness

Herald Sun

Matt Pritchard Is Jailbait

Look out for the Warden, she's a STUNNA

Vampires step into the light

Spellcraft ~ Lotions and Potions Edition

Lotions and Potions Edition

Australian Gorelesque Network

Interview With A Vampire


Kriss Poison
Necromancy Radio Interview - Kriss Poison December 13th 2016

Triple M for 'Shave for a Cure 2005 website 2005
Apparel Fashion Magazine Aug 2005
Extra for Holden Viva Commercial Sept 2005 website
Designer/Model with Madame Gothic Glamour for Nocturnal Instincts Fashion Parade 2006
Modeled for Marquis De Sade
Rove Live (19/9/06)
Modeled for www.devildoll666
Australia's Got Talent Chanel 7
SBS Radio Goth Interview 25/04/07
Appeared in jail bait with Matt Pritchard internet promo Dirty Sanchez
DevilDoll 2008 Pin-up Calender
Big Issue Magazine No.290 23rd oct - 5th nov 2007
"Knowing" staring Nicholas Cage Jun 2008
Kink-E Magazine for Devildoll Issue 24 2008
Who Magazine - Vampires Are The New Black Dec 2008
Nova Radio 17/12/2008 About Vampires
Live to Ride Magazine Aug 09
Cover shot for Downunder Tattoo Art Magazine Aug 09 2010
DevilDoll 2010 Pin-up Calender
Front cover centerfold and article Spellcraft Magazine 2010
Womans Day Magazine The Lady is a Vamp 2011
Kerrianne Show Chanel 9 Lady is a Vamp 2011
NOVA 919 (South Australia) - Breakfast with Matt, Dan and Maz
The Dan & Ken Show - syndicated nationally on Southern Cross Radio
Interview ~ LIVE TO AIR - ABC Radio Statewide (NSW) with Fiona Wyllie
INSTUDIO ~ Melbourne Talk Radio With Sam Newman & Steve Price
Interview ~ Triple M (Brisbane) ~ The Cage
Necromancy Radio Interview - Kriss Poison December 13th 2016 2017
Goths For Sophie Calendar 2018
Model ~ Punk Girls Book by 
Liz Ham 2017